I Stopped the LHC from destroying the human race.

A FORMER politician has made the extraordinary claim that he stopped the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) from opening a portal to another dimension that would have destroyed mankind.

He claimed to have foiled a sinister plot by the “elite group” just weeks ago in August to use the LHC to open an evil portal that would allow them to become more powerful.

Mr Parkes said: “I have not said the LHC can break the divine link between all good humans on this plane and divine consciousness, but that was their plan.”

But Mr Parkes claimed to have sources who made him aware of what was about to unfold, so he set about arranging a global “mind warp” to defeat the plan.

He said: “We couldn’t just do nothing. There is much you could do without sticking your head above the parapet.

“I created a global meditation group connecting consciousness and most countries now have two or three people.

“Places like the US and UK have got hundreds.

“We really can affect matters with our mind.”

He said he planned to get everyone to take part in a “combined meditation” at lunch time on August 15, but said the Illuminati became aware of this and decided to switch the LHC on at 3am to out fox him.

He said: “A number of people who associate with me made me aware that someone had activated it in the early hours and placed Satanic black magicians, who were remotely viewing the installation on the inside.”

Mr Parkes claimed his group sent a telepathic wave of “positive energy” which stopped the portal from completely opening and damaged the LHC.

He said: “it is not illegal to psychically damage government equipment because the law courts do not believe it is possible.”

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