Published on Nov 12, 2016

The recent U.S. Elections left many reeling. Dazed, Confused, & Angry Many of the residences in California are insisting on a succession from the United States of America.

So with out further adieu. This is Wingnut4427’s

Top 10 things that will Happen if California secedes from the union.

1. Seeing how moving to Canada isn’t as easy as they thought it would be & refusing to go to Mexico because they are closet bigots. Butthurt libtards from all over the country will converge on California as their GO TO safe space from all of us deplorable Trump supporters. Annulling their citizenship from the United States of America as a last defiant act & middle finger to Donald Trump.

2. A mass Exodus of Republican citizens will occur shifting northward & eastward from California. Large Cities will begin emptying, Driving down prices & rental fees because of the lack & need of Federal financial support.

3. Once thriving liberal colleges all over the country will, within a few years become Conservative colleges & Higher education standards will take hold, driving up requirements & reaping larger benefits for College staff.

4. In an act of defiance California residences ( living in their delusional state of euphoria ) will demand that a wall be built around California to protect them from the encroaching hordes of conservatives wanting to get a piece of their liberal utopia. Ignoring their southern boarder with Mexico, because … you know… Virtue Signaling will be important among themselves as, “That would be Racist !”

5. The residences of This New California Democracy will forgo their first election & openly invite Hillary Clinton to be their president. To witch Hillary, seeking asylum from the ongoing investigations into her mile ling list of scandals will gladly accept.

6. Many of the residences of California will begin wondering why they haven’t gotten their federal food stamps & welfare checks. And they will be wondering why their electric service & water supply is spotty as their new currency sporting the face of Hillary Clinton on every dollar denomination isn’t worth anything to the State of California as they begin the cutting of service to California to save money.

7. The New budget numbers will come in for Trump & will reflect a huge savings to the Tax payer as we no longer need to provide federal spending to support the 6.7 Billion dollar welfare obligation allocated to California.

8. A new round of elections will take place in the United States resulting in a Donald Trump Nationwide Landslide & a 100% taking of every Congressional & Senatorial seat by Republicans will send the residents of the New California Democracy into a frenzy as they begin a month long “Protest” Destroying their own country in a childish fit of rage. They begin to realize that the States whopping 55 delegates was desperately needed by democrats to win an election. Why should they care ? Right ?

9. Hillary Clinton, incapable of calming down the masses will impose martial law as a last ditch effort to calm down the masses & will be met by a scornful & butthurt public demanding that she step down.
Meanwhile the massive influx of Mexican citizens into the New Democracy of California will begin asserting their dominance. The import of Drugs into the country will begin to take hold as the nation falls into utter disrepair & mass poverty takes hold as, no one wants to go to work.

10. Desperate, Broke, Hungary, & completely destitute the residences of the New California Democracy give themselves over to Mexico & quickly discover that what they created is the same thing that Mexico will offer them. And a mass immigration effort will begin as they have finally learned that YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT !!!